And the occasional Boulderite will write us a recruitment letter:
And, you know, sometimes we forget that not everyone loves the films we screen as much as we do, so it's nice to be reminded:
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Bomb Threats, Christianity and Global Warming...
We here at IFS occasionally come across some interesting documents. For instance, a friend over at Landmark Theaters showed us this actual manager checklist in case of a Bomb Threat:
And the occasional Boulderite will write us a recruitment letter:
And, you know, sometimes we forget that not everyone loves the films we screen as much as we do, so it's nice to be reminded:
And the occasional Boulderite will write us a recruitment letter:
And, you know, sometimes we forget that not everyone loves the films we screen as much as we do, so it's nice to be reminded:
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ReplyDeleteDO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MORON
HE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE COUCH FARTS
Stupidity is the worst failing of mankind, and religious fervor is a consequence. Some people try to substitute their lack of personality with hatred toward anything that threatens their feeble understanding of the world. Finding fault with with everything except themselves. No one who has at least two brain cells that connect together can stand back in indifference.
IF YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF REASONABLE THOUGHT:
Take an extension cord and bite it. Super hard. Imagine it as piece of licorice except with 120 volts coursing through it.
IF YOU ARE INDIFFERENT:
You will be presented with a false dilemma and then scorned.
IF YOU THINK YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON:
You may think you are immune to idiots. Don't be so sure! They can be super annoying and ironically ignorant of their own stupidity. Like parroting everything you say but adding warbling, effeminate inflections that weren't present in your original voice.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MORON
;)
My favorite thing to ask the would-be bomber, on the BOMB THREAT CHECKLIST, is: "What is your name?" and "What is your address?"
ReplyDeleteThey should have added: "And could you please remain seated, away from all your bomb-making materials, while the S.W.A.T. team closes in on you? Please don't let the sound of the police sirens alarm you."