Muenzinger Auditorium, Sunday, Oct. 17th, at 7pm only: Michael Aisner & Mrs. Carpenter.
Crawling terror -- 100 feet high, destroys everything in its path...
---- the dramatic synopsis of TARANTULA!!
The most maligned creature in all the world -- the sweet tarantula has been the victim of a cruel and insidious Hollywood, who seized on the lovable, harmless, hairy, fanged spider as some evil, dastardly treacherous wretch, dripping with poison and an insatiable thirst for voluptuous bombshells. What? This is not Godzilla or Rodan, it's just an overgrown, comely arachnid that is profoundly misunderstood! What is this about -- this absurd portrayal of these delights of the den. Well it's unfair!! And this movie, this Hollywood movie was where it started -- right there in 1955!!! Do not go to this!! It's not fair to tarantulas and will just make you scared, and laugh and scared and laugh. It's JUST NOT RIGHT!!
Michael Aisner, longtime Boulder tarantula lover will share blissful moments with his 8-legged concubine Miss Carpenter, the most beautiful tarantula in all the world. And she is so excited to honor the 33 miners of Chile, her home country!! You can hold and kiss her but leave before the movie starts. It's JUST NOT FAIR to her kind!!
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